Top 3 things I heard said today:
3. J: "Oh yeah. Here's all the junk in the trunk." (apparently she'd heard the phrase on Gnomeo and Juliet and was just incorporating it into common usage, but fortunately she still thinks it means actual junk in an actual trunk.)
2. (Sung by M) I love yooooooou with your heart that beeeeaattts in your stomach! (A few more lines into her song, J came to me and asked, Mom, do you have any idea what she's singing about?)
1. "Hey, M-M! No stripping in a parking lot!" Solid advice.