me: holy chaos
g poop exploded in the swing outside
trying to get it off her leg i got poop in i's water table
while i was inside changing her, dude confiscated m's popsicle, causing a total meltdown
me: i had to remove the whole swing fabric while g screamed
Cooper: oh, man. oh man
me: i then dumped out the water, making a huge mud puddle
didn't think that through thoroughly
sent m to quiet time so she could get ahold of herself, which she protested wildly
then dude began painting his legs with mud
the same poop mud?
me: have to deal with that before he comes in but g screams loudy each time i think of putting her down
and yes, the poop mud
so, how's your afternoon going?
Cooper: that. is. amazing.
me: just looked down and g is asleep sitting up in my unsanitary hands
me: wish she'd stay that way
Cooper: of course
man, I'm sorry.
what an afternoon.
me: and i need to put dude straight in the shower
good thing i just remembered there's a poopie diaper in there
Cooper: just add it to the list
that's absolutely amazing
I'm so sorry
me: that wasn't the afternoon by the by
that was 15 minutes
Cooper: well sure.
got any more big plans for the evening? Major blowups? Poop on the walls?
me: well dude is running around naked so you never know
me: while i typed that, he peed all over the futon
Cooper: kid's a machine.
me: i now feel like i need one of those sanitizing machines from monsters inc
Cooper: 2319! 2319!!!
me: pretty sure i've been contaminated by a human child
me: i need some chocolate