Luckily, the suggestions given for the new Wife and Baby code names were of such high quality, because there weren't very many. I'd be disappointed if Cicada and Daltongirl didn't step up to the plate so wonderfully (Ootsie Boodle and Thirty-Eight make it all worthwhile).
Although the suggestions were legendary, I have decided to go in another direction: ever since we considered my daughter's name, I have had the desire to call her Jello throughout her life (or at least throughout mine). However, I understand that this might cause some fat complex problems (even though I can't imagine her ending up fat, given the body types of Wife and myself). I think that perhaps making the name female will avoid these potential issues. So my daughter will now be affectionately referred to as Jella. (I just realized that if you pronounce that as if it were a Spanish word, it becomes a greeting. If you pronounce the L's, as if it were a Spanish word spoken with a bad accent, it becomes an adverb--see: Utah teenager vocabulary.)
Keeping with the tradition of Blogfriends such as Savvymom, I will also affectionately refer to my beautiful wife (formerly Pretty Pregger) as JellaMama, or perhaps JM when I get lazy or get finger cramps. (I also just realized that if you say this name with Spanish word pronunciation #2, it makes even more sense.)
So that's my final answer! Thanks to all who helped by suggesting new names, or even pretending to. This is a huge weight off of my shoulders. I can now blog about my family with the peace of mind that no wacko will find us and do horrible things (because everybody knows that wackos don't look at blog archives). Bless you all.