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Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Bad Santa
I was just sent this picture from a friend. He warned me that Santa wasn't behaving himself in the picture, but in no way was I prepared for this--nor was I prepared to soil myself. My kids are never sitting on Santa's lap.
If your kids are normal, they won't have anything to do with Santa's lap anyway, so no worries. This is one more reason to keep them away from the guy, however.
I'm trying to get ready to go to the temple, so thanks for that image. 'Preshatcha.
Wow. Oh wow. I never knew that our dear coworker would allow himself to be so violated! Incidentally, I have a picture of myself in a paddle boat from just before my mission where I was holding the camera case in my hand, between my legs. Since I had dark grey pants and my case was dark grey, too, it looked like... well... it looked like I was Santa.
You know, I'm pretty sure this isn't the Santa picture he shared with us all at work last year.
(Unrelated note: How is it that I got away with a hat and you didn't? What sort of hat were you wearing? I never knew they were forbidden; good thing I didn't sign that little piece of paper back in April.)
Okay, you were wearing a nice, classy, black hat. I was wearing a visor turned halfway backwards. But still, a hat's a hat, right? I only wear it because it looks better than this mop-fro I've got going on when I'm too lazy to put gel in my hair--which is every day.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, Coop, because you're married and all, but I think we know our friendship's limits. I just wanted to let you know that I think that your visor looks good when you wear it like that (I'd say cute, but I think that would be more insulting than complimentary).
Hey, the C train didn't realize what was happening at the time. Not even until after someone pointed it out did the C train realize that Santa was a freakshow. He got contracted in from California, by the way. (seriously). Anyway, good thing that Santa won't be in Belgium this year. . . .
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If your kids are normal, they won't have anything to do with Santa's lap anyway, so no worries. This is one more reason to keep them away from the guy, however.
I'm trying to get ready to go to the temple, so thanks for that image. 'Preshatcha.
...I don't get it ;)
Wow. Oh wow. I never knew that our dear coworker would allow himself to be so violated! Incidentally, I have a picture of myself in a paddle boat from just before my mission where I was holding the camera case in my hand, between my legs. Since I had dark grey pants and my case was dark grey, too, it looked like... well... it looked like I was Santa.
You know, I'm pretty sure this isn't the Santa picture he shared with us all at work last year.
(Unrelated note: How is it that I got away with a hat and you didn't? What sort of hat were you wearing? I never knew they were forbidden; good thing I didn't sign that little piece of paper back in April.)
Okay, you were wearing a nice, classy, black hat. I was wearing a visor turned halfway backwards. But still, a hat's a hat, right? I only wear it because it looks better than this mop-fro I've got going on when I'm too lazy to put gel in my hair--which is every day.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, Coop, because you're married and all, but I think we know our friendship's limits. I just wanted to let you know that I think that your visor looks good when you wear it like that (I'd say cute, but I think that would be more insulting than complimentary).
Cicada: thank you for the compliment--and for not saying "cute."
Savvymom: you can rest assured that I will not make the same mistake as Coworker's parents.
Is it possible to be both "naughty" and "nice"?
This question has no relevance to C-train's molestation.
The photo is shocking--definitely blog material.
Hey, I know that guy. The guy on the lap that is.
Hey, the C train didn't realize what was happening at the time. Not even until after someone pointed it out did the C train realize that Santa was a freakshow. He got contracted in from California, by the way. (seriously). Anyway, good thing that Santa won't be in Belgium this year. . . .
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