I just had the juiciest peach in all of my peach eating days. I took my first bite while sitting at my desk, but immediately had to go to the break room to avoid certain distaster. One of which would be being completely ostracized by my coworkers because of the rather disgusting sucking noises that the peach required. Another possible disaster would have been causing the crashing of my computer and those that surround me because of excessive amounts of peach juice flooding the room.
For the good of humanity, I was forced to the break room where I would be left alone to stand ankle deep in peach juice. I have to go to the bathroom right now, but I can't move--I'm stuck to my chair.
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